“He’s the biggest celebrity in the world, but is he ready to lead?” This is a fair question indeed. Even at the apex of his fame, Tom Cruise could only roust Renee Zellweger when he asked, “Who’s coming with me?”
The governator seems be holding his own in Kuhlifahnia, but he may be the biggest celebrity in the world according to girth, not fame, which presents all sorts of semantic questions best not explored.
Thankfully, the good folks at the McCain campaign have provided us with a definitive answer to this question, which, coincidentally enough, they themselves posed.
A recent ad approved by Senator McCain features a picture of his opponent, Barack Obama, alongside photos of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. After what some have called Obama’s “rock-star” reception overseas, the comparison could not be more apt to Britney Spears, who just last week was met with raucous applause by 200,000 enraptured Germans after she personally met with several acting heads of state. Come to think of it, that was probably Obama.
Also, Britney’s position on offshore drilling is presently unknown, but I’m working on it. Okay, so maybe the Britney Spears connection is somewhat tenuous, but hey, do you know what else is in Europe besides an entire continent of people who want Obama elected and a bunch of restaurants owned by Johnny Depp? You guessed it: Paris.
What’s more, Obama probably had to stay in hotels over there, and one of them could well have been a Hilton, or a Hyatt, and that would be close enough for anyone who would seriously compare Barack Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.
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