Hello UES,
I’ve been away, I know. Miss me? Yeah, I bet you did.
Anyway, WTF is going on in the Big Apple? Has some stupid virus infected our
fair fruit?
This is my problem with last night’s Gossip Girl—there was enough in one episode for the rest of the season. Srsly.
Also:
1) Jenny TOTALLY could have stopped Agnes from setting fire to her clothes.
2) Poppa Humphrey needs to stop whining and get his family in order like Dan said.
3) Speaking of Dan, any writer worth his salt would have written that story for New York and said screw the Bass family. New York does not go around asking 18 year olds to write feature articles only to be
turned down by a change of heart.
4) I felt a little bit bad for Chuck.
5) Why would Wallace Shawn move in after one night of “serious” talking? Moving to fast anyone? I mean, come on! It’s Mister Hall from Clueless! It’s Vizzini from The Princess Bride!
6) Why would Cyndi Lauper agree to come on the show and then NOT perform? What kind of cock-tease was that? Not cool.
I miss the old Gossip Girl. You know, when they had a plot that logically went from point A to B over the course of a season. Not from A to Z in the course of 20 minutes. The show was riduculous but believeable.
Not it’s just a whole mess of crazy.
I need retail therapy at Barneys followed by a large Magnolia Cupcake.
XOXO,
M
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